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The Summer of Nick, Eduard and Gwen
                                                                                               Part 29
                                                               
Fifty-Ninth Day (Wednesday, July 29)

(*fade in*)

(*Nickolas wakes up, as do the others as it's morning*)

(*cut*)

(*Nickolas walks up, but unknowingly steps on what appears to be a photo frame*)

(*Nickolas picks up the photo frame, only to realize that it's of Gwen and Eduard, with him hearing Eduard's screaming and Gwen saying "I HATE YOU, CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!" in his head*)

(*cut*)

(*Shawn (to Nickolas): "(*voice-over*) Hey, buddy! (*cut*) What's wrong?"*)

(*cut*)

(*Nickolas (to Shawn): "(*sadly*) I (*sniffs*) miss G-G-G-Gwen. (*sniffs*) I m-m-miss E-E-E-E-d-d-d-uard. (*sniff*)"*)

(*cut*)

(*Shawn (to Nickolas): "Nickolas, (*sadly droops his head*) I know how ya feel. (*cut*) I, for one, have a special someone I know named Jasmine. (*cut*) (*voice-over*) You know both are amazons, whom we both have crushes on. But, that doesn't stop us from trying to focus on the future. Just because we're.......different -- I come from Canada, and you come from America --,"*)

(*cut*)

(*Nickolas (to Shawn): "(*calmly*) You come from one of America's neighbors?"*)

(*cut*)

(*Shawn (to Nickolas): "(*gladly*) Yeah. That doesn't stop us from havin' a lot of things that we share in common. (*cut*) We share the same insecurities, the same dreams and the same uniqueness."*)

(*cut*)

(*Nickolas (to Shawn): "Well, if you put it that way........I think you make a good point. (*cut*) After all, when's Canada gonna see the potential I have the same way America does?(*smiles*)"*)

(*cut*)

(*Shawn (to Nickolas): "You'll see......"*)

(*A blow-horn annoys everyone*)

(*cut*)

(*Shawn (to Nickolas): "Enough chat, we gonna keep our heads for swimming try-outs!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Nickolas: "Now what didn't I thought of that......(*walks to the bottom bunk and places the photo frame in the bed and tucks the blanket in*)"*)

(*cut*)

(*Nickolas (to the photo frame): "Don't worry, Eduard and Gwen. (*cut*) (*voice-over*) This'll remain our summer............together."*)

(*flash*)

(*We see that Eduard is still sleeping in his makeshift bean-bag bed, then opens his eyes as a person (Gwen) comes to meet him*)

(*cut*)

(*Gwen (to Eduard): "(*whispers*) Hi, Eduard!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Eduard (to Gwen): "Huuuuh?"*)

(*Gwen (to Eduard): "(*picks him up*) I've got a special surprise for you. (*walks to the living room*)

(*flash*)

(*We see that Gwen (holding Eduard in her arms) see that the surprise is on the table*)

(*Eduard looks at the surprise on the table*)

(*Gwen (to Eduard): "So, you wanna open it?"*)

(*Eduard nods "yes"*)

(*Gwen (to Eduard): "(*lets him go*) Okay, then."*)

(*cut*)

(*Eduard sits on a chair and opens the surprise to reveal.............a box of (seemingly) nothing*)

(*Eduard seems puzzled*)

(*Gwen (to Eduard): "(*walks up to him*) (*whispers*) Here, let me show you. (*opens the box to reveal a surprise object for him"*)

(*cut*)

(*Eduard: "(*gasps at the object in amazement*)"*)

(*Gwen (to Eduard): "See, Eduard? (*cut*) (*voice-over*) It's a family album containing all the things you and your family did when you were little, and it used to be owned by your biological family. There's several photos of you and your family members! (*cut*) Your first babysitter. Your first steps. Your first words after your adoption -- "Mama. Papa.". Your first meeting with one of us humans -- Bridgette, one of my friends. Who's that signed by?"*)

(*cut*)

(*Eduard (to Gwen): "G-G-G-G-Gweeeeeeeeen."*)

(*Gwen (to Eduard): "(*hugs him*) That's right, one of my little bros!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Gwen hears the news*)

(*Gwen (to Eduard): "I know you wanna look at it with me, but I've got some news to watch. (*pats him on the head and puts earphones on his said head*) Good luck looking at the photo album, though.
(*walks*)"*)

(*Eduard turns the first page of the family album*)

(*flash*)

(*Newscaster: "(*to the in-universe audience*) It appears that Ted and Kiki have somehow found their way from the Dreamiverse to our world, in the form of election (*cut*) (*voice-over*) (*seperate pictures of Courtney and Slammus are shown*) against their opponents -- Courtney and Slammus! (*cut*) (*to Ted and Kiki*) (*shows microphone to them*) Ted, Kiki, do you have anything to say for our audience?"*)

(*cut*)

(*Ted: "(*to the newscaster*) As a matter of fact, we do. (*yanks the microphone away from him*) (*to Gwen and Eduard, through the microphone*) IF YOU'RE BOTH GWEN AND EDUARD, STAY AWAY FROM EACH OTHER, 'CAUSE YOU'RE A (*says in a cutesy voice*) WHINY WITTLE KIDDY GOTH (*reverts to normal voice*) AND A WEIRDO, GOTH AAAND A GIRL!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Gwen: "(*turns off the television set using the remote*) Whoa. (*whispers*) I'd better not tell the news to Eduard, or else he'll (*whines*) freak out!"*)

---

(*static noises*; *Gwen in the anytime confessional*)

(*Gwen (to the camera): "Okay, while Nickolas, through his cleaning skills and a mostly colorful imagination he has for a toy and a weapon, has made the world a better place for me and my boyfriend, while Eduard is startin' to grow on me, we have a lot in common, from favorite colors to having a pretty.....um.....friend, (*madly*) fifty-nine days of this jerk named Heather, Sammy-Seven misinterpreting everything in sight and the potential take-over courtesy of some teens who think (*finger-quotes*) "teh beauty gods" must erase people for being so plain-looking or different, was about as much fun as a mouth of impacted molars."*)

(*static noises*; *Ted and Kiki in the anytime confessional*)

(*Ted (to the camera): "Luckily, we know WHO teh real heroes-es are!"*)

(*Kiki (to the camera): "Yeeeaaaaaahh!"*)

(*static noises*; *Bridgette in the anytime confessional*)

(*Bridgette (to the camera): "Okay, I left Gwen's home, but not to worry, I've being hugged by Gwen as a "thank you for taking care of Eduard" gift for, y'know, takin' care of Eduard. (*madly*) But there's something really OFF 'bout Ted and Kiki! They lie, they scam others for cash and they care about only their personal appearance!"*)

(*static noises*)

---

(*We see that Ted and Kiki have tied up Sky in a chair*)

(*cut*)

(*Gwen (to Sky): "(*peeks out the window*) (*gasp*) Skyyyy! Look out! (*cut*) (*voice-over*) They're gonna turn ya into a chaaaaarm! Through false claims that THESE magic art supplies will turn ya pretty!"*)

(*Sky (to Gwen): "What? (*looks at both Ted and Kiki*) (*gasp*) You're right!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Ted (to Sky): "We're afraid you knew TOO MUCH ABOUT OUR EVIL PLAN! AND YOU LACK PRETTINESS!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Sky (to Ted and Kiki): "You'll never away with this, Ted and Kiki! Besides, what mentors do you two really have, other than a poster?"*)

(*cut*)

(*Ted and Kiki: "(*The former gets out a poster while the latter plays a tune on two off-key instruments*) (*in-unison*) Oh, beauty gods, we will obeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Gwen (to Ted and Kiki): "That's it?! Takin' orders from a poster? (*snarks*) Can't get more absurd than that."*)

(*cut*)

(*Gwen (to Sky): "Sky! Break free from the rope!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Sky (to Gwen): "Oh! (*nervously laughs*) Okay! (*does exactly that*)"*)

(*Ted and Kiki: "(*in unison*) LET'S GET TEH HECK OUTTA HERE! (*run*) (*scream*)"*)

(*cut*)

(*Sky (to Gwen): "Oh! And one more thing! The election is starting today!"*)

(*Gwen gasps*)

(*cut*)

(*Gwen (to Eduard): "Okay, Eduard. (*picks him up*) Let's go. (*walks to Wawanakwa University*)"*)

(*flash*)

(*We see that Courtney and Slammus are at a booth saying "VOTE FOR COURT AND SLAM"*)

(*Courtney (to everyone): "Everyone, (*cut*) if you vote for two of us, we promise you a full
year's supply of pop!"*)

(*Slammus (to everyone): "AND Juggy Chunks!"*)

(*Courtney folds her arms with disapproval*)

(*Slammus (to Courtney): "(*raises hands*) What? A man's gonna eat somethin' gross every day."*)

(*camera pans right to Ted and Kiki at a booth saying "VOTE FER TED N' KEKE"*)

(*Ted (to Courtney and Slammus): "Hey you guys! (*cut*) We're takin' ya both to "court"! Get it?
'Cause your name's Courtney?"*)

(*Ted and Kiki maniacally laugh*)

(*cut*)

(*Slammus (to Ted and Kiki): "Oh, you must be both frustra-"ted" from all tis scribblin' on innocent civilians! (*laughs*)"*)

(*cut*)

(*Bridgette (to Slammus, Courtney, Ted and Kiki): "Slammus! Courtney! (*cut*) Ted! Kiki! (*cut*) Stop fightiiiiiiiiiiiiing!"*)

(*Slammus (to Bridgette): "What?"*)

(*Bridgette (to all four): "(*walks up to them*) War is bad! If ya ask me!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Courtney (to Slammus): "Well, she does have a--"*)

(*Ted (to Courtney and Slammus): "COURTNEY! SLAMMUS! E-NOUGH PARTICIPATING TOGETHERNESS! (*cut*) Time to show a fraction of your real selves!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Courtney: "(*weakly*) Uh-oh."*)

---

(*static noises*; *Courtney in the anytime confessional*)

(*Courtney (to the camera): "That is insane! Even for THEM!"*)

(*static noises*)

---

(*Ted (to a crowd of students): "Okay, everyone! WE! SHALL! PARTICIPATE! IN! TEH DEADLIEST GAMES ALIIIIIIIIIIIVE!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Gwen: "(*about Ted*) Man, does this guy ever shut up?"*)

(*cut*)

(*Ted (to the crowd): "Teh first challenge will be...............(*cut*) (*voice-over*) avoiding teh DODGEBALLS O' DEATHLY DEATH!"*)

(*flash*)

(*Gwen: "Finally, (*walks up*) a challenge to prove that I'm very competent in the boys' field!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Gwen (to Eduard): "(*whispers*) See ya, little one. (*kisses him in the forehead*) (*cut*) (*voice-over*) Be a good little bro for Bridgette, okay?"*)

(*flash*)

(*We see that the 6teens are trying to practice for the challenge*)

(*Ted (to the (male) 6teens): "(*through a megaphone*) ALL MALE BOYS IN TEH GYM! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Jude (to Ted): "Uh, who are you? And why do you keep sneakin' up on us?"*)

(*cut*)

(*Ted (to Jude): "I DO NOT APPRECIATE TEH WAY YOU HAVE A HEART! (*cut*) So have a heart! AND TRY TO MAKE YOURSELVES USEFUL FOR ONCE BY BECOMIN' AS STRONG AS TEH BEAUTY GODS SAY! ALL MALES ARE LIKE THAT!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Jonesy (to Ted): "(*looks at his appearance*) That shiny chromedome of yours combined with your liking of clothing must've made you a fashion role model!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Ted (to Jonesy): "I DON'T CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE! ABOUT TEH FEMININITY THAT GOES ALONG WITH TEH GENDEEEEEEEEEEEERS!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Wyatt Williams (to Ted): "You're a vicious, noisy guy. Y'know that?"*)

(*cut*)

(*Ted (to Wyatt): "Aw, c'mon, my noisiness hasn't be THAT quieter than tis!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Jen Masterson (to Ted): "Oh yeah! It has!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Ted (to Jen Masterson): "What's teh problem I shalleth be cost ya?"*)

(*cut*)

(*Jen Masterson (to Ted): "(*shouts*) It's your inability to accept reality! (*cut*) (*voice-over*) I know that you want make the world as pretty as possible, (*cut*) but there are some changes around there, like the fact that guys now use make-up and us girls being capable of things men has done, like protecting our country, learning at school and best of all, capable of S.T.E.M!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Ted (to Jen Masterson): "What's a S.T.E.M?"*)

(*Jen Masterson (to Ted): "Science. Technology. Engineering. And Math!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Ted (to Jen Masterson): "That is what us boys are supposed to be participatin' in."*)

(*Jen Masterson (to Ted): "You're a braindead guy, ya know that?!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Ted (to the guard that once protected "Fake!Candy Jams"): "(*through a megaphone*) SAME GUARD THAT PROTECTETH ME AND KIKI JAMS! GET OVER HEEEEEEEEEEEERE!"*)

(*The guard walks up to Jen Masterson and Caitlin Cooke*)

(*Jen Masterson (to Caitlin Cooke): "(*whispers*) This is gonna be worse that I thought!"*)  

(*flash*)

(*Guards block Gwen and Nikki Wong's path as they were walking through*)

(*Ted (to Gwen and Nikki Wong): "(*walks up to them*) Well, well, well.......if ain't teh girls who wouldn't act all GIRLY!"*)

(*Gwen (to Ted): "(*scoff*) (*madly*) Girly?!"*)

(*Nikki Wong (to Ted): "(*snarks*) Let us count the ways: you're sexist, you're racist, you're mostly braindead."*)

(*cut*)

(*Ted (to Nikki Wong): "FYI, SHUT UP!"*)

(*flash*)

(*Guard (to Jen Masterson and Caitlin Cooke): "Sorry."*)

(*cut*)

(*Jen Masterson: "(*sigh*) Great! Morning, afternoon and night, Ted always has a way of doing things among the lines of "Girls aren't allowed! Girls aren't allowed! Girls aren't allowed!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Caitlin Cooke (to Jen Masterson): "Oh, can I get a tan?"*)

(*Jen Masterson (to Caitlin Cooke): "(*whispers*) This is serious, Caitlin!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Caitlin Cooke (to Jen Masterson): "Ohhhhhh! You still want me to get a tan?"*)

(*cut*)

(*Jen Masterson (to Caitlin Cooke): "UUUUUUGH! Caitlin! Just listen to me! Ted and Kiki are (*cut*) (*voice-over*) two racist people who can't connect with the real world, can't listen to what others have to say and can't even save a banana from a paper bag!"*)

(*Caitlin Cookie (to Jen Masterson): "Ohhh, you wanna take me to a beauty salon?"*)

(*cut*)

(*Jen Masterson (to Caitlin Cooke): "We gotta get outta here before Ted an--(*gasps at Ted and Kiki, who suddenly came out of nowhere*) (*whispers*) It's them!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Kiki (to Jen Masterson and Caitlin Cooke): "So! (*cut*) You two are a lowly excuse for FASHION MODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Jen Masterson (to Kiki): "Someone's gonna wisen up! And it's you!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Kiki (to Ted): "What do you think, Ted?"*)

(*Ted (to Kiki): "Uhhhh.............NONE!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Jen Masterson and Caitlin Cooke gasp*)

(*cut*)

(*Ted (to Jen and Caitlin): "(*whispers*) You may think that you've both already won, (*close-up*) but guess what? (*cut*) (*Jen and Caitlin look at each other in shock*) YOU'RE NOT GOIN' TO TEH BOYS' ROOM!"*)

(*cut*)

(*camera pans right to Gwen and Nikki Wong*)

(*Nikki Wong (to Ted): "(*snarks*) It's a gym, Mr. Oblivious."*)

(*cut*)

(*Gwen (to Ted): "(*madly*) Why'd you let us out of the gym?"*)

(*Ted (to Gwen): "(*voice-over*) To be pre-cise, my stupid, stupid goth friend, (*walks up to her*) I'M TEH ONE RUNNIN' TEH PLACE!"*)

(*Gwen (to Ted): "Y'know what? You're a dictator! A fraud! A liar!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Ted (to Gwen): "Silly girl, (*cut*) sports are for boys who've never said E-NOUGH!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Ted (to his guards): "Take 'em away to teh "make-up room", boys!"*)

(*Ted's guards/goons grab Gwen, Nikki, Caitlin and Jen by their arms and take them to "the make-up room"*)

(*Gwen (to Ted): "You psycho! You'll never get away with this!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Ted (to Gwen): "Oh. I have. (*laughs maniacally*)"*)

(*cut*)

(*Nikki (to Jen): "(*whispers*) That guy is headin' for a smack-down!"*)

(*Jen (to Nikki): "(*whispers*) Yeah. (*nervously*) Something like that."*)

(*Caitlin (to Ted): "I thought you said you were gonna give me a tan!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Ted (to Caitlin): "THAT WAS A LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Gwen (to Bridgette): "(*gasp*) Bridgette! I need you to look after Eduard, Jay and Mickey while I'm gonna go.........(*sadly*) get "made-over"."*)

(*cut*)

(*Bridgette (to Eduard): "(*scared*) Eduard! (*picks him up*) We gotta get outta here!"*)

(*Jay (to Bridgette): "(*walks up to her*) Uhh, before ya do that, (*sobs*) please take us with y-o-o-ou!"*)

(*Mickey (to Bridgette): "Yeah, Bridge! (*cut*) Before he finds out about this!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Ted: "(*sees Jay and Mickey crying*) Do I de-tect.............(*close-up*) TEARS?!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Bridgette (to Jay and Mickey): "(*gasps*) Now, you can run!"*)

(*Bridgette, Eduard, Jay and Mickey run and scream*)

(*Ted (to his Grojbots): "Sector-14, WE GOT A GIRL IN A DISTURBINGLY BLUE HOODIE, A GOTH WEARIN' PINK AND TWO WHINY, WHINY BOYS WITH ONE TOO MANY ILLNESSES! GET 'EM!"*)

(*Grojbots (to Ted): "(*run after all four*) Yes, Master Ted!"*)

(*flash*)

(*The light turns on*)

(*Gwen: "Huh?"*)

(*Sky: "(*scared*) Wheeeeere......are we?!"*)

(*a silhouette appears*)

(*All girls gasp at it*)

(*cut*)

(*The silhouette reveals herself to be Kiki*)

(*Kiki (to all girls): "(*brandishes some make-up to them*) I! SHALL! MAKE! YOU! ALL! OVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!! That, and I posed as Candy Jams so I can give GOTHS a BAD NAME!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Laney Penn (to Gwen): "Definitely the worst part of this summer vacation!"*)

(*Gwen (to Laney Penn): "You said it! That girl's pure EVIL! And racist all over!"*)

---

(*static noises*; *Laney Penn in the anytime confessional*)

(*Laney Penn (to the camera): "(*about Kiki*) She posed as my idol, just to get revenge on Peaceville, for "ousting" her? Sick and wrong!"*)

(*static noises*; *Jasmine in the anytime confessional*)

(*Jasmine (to the camera): "(*about Kiki*) That girl not only insults other girls, she's a borderline sociopath!"*)

(*static noises*; *Nikki Wong in the anytime confessional*)

(*Nikki Wong (to the camera): "(*about Kiki*) Smug as can be, and she's OVAL-HEADED!"*)

(*static noises*)

---

(*Kiki (to all girls): "Now, right now, I'M GONNA SHOW ALL OF YA HOW REALITY WORKS!!!!!!! BY SHOWIN' YA HOW EEEEEVILL (*reverts to demon voice, complete with red screw-pupils*) TOMBOYS! CAAAAAAN!! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Taylor (to Kiki): "Like, not gonna happen."*)

(*cut*)

(*Kiki (to all girls): "(*in demon voice*) PRE-PARE FOR TOTALLY TOTAL MAKE-UP ANNIHILATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Heather (to Kiki): "Shut up, scary demon from heck!"*)

(*Kiki scares Heather*)

(*flash*)

(*Kiki tries to scare Crimson, but the latter just punches her in the face*)

(*Kiki (to Crimson): "(*in demon voice*) UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (*in real voice*) Did YOU JUST PUNCH ME IN TEH FACE?!?"*)

(*cut*)

(*Crimson (to Kiki): "You're cute."*)

(*camera pans to Kiki*)

(*Kiki (to Crimson): "What teh?!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Kiki (to her Grojbots): "GROJBOOOOOOOOOOTS!!!! After them!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Grojbots (to Kiki): "Yes, Mistress Kiki!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Gwen (to Kiki): "Whoa! (*snarks*) Guess you're the first candidate for "Most Likely to Scare the Living Crap Out of Somebody"."*)

(*Nikki Wong (to Gwen): "(*laughs*) Good one."*)

(*cut*)

(*Kiki (to all girls): "UUUUUUUGH!!!! You girls ARE NOT GOIN' NOWHERE! (*cut*) Time to show a majority of my REAL powers! (*transforms into a monstrous version of herself, the same one that resembles her disguise, only completely round-headed*)"*)

(*cut*)

(*Emma (to Kitty): "Kitty! We'd better run from her! Now!"*)

(*Kitty slips her phone and takes a camera of her, Emma and Round-Headed Monster!Kiki*)

(*Laney Penn (to Kitty): "Kitty! Me, Gwen, Eva, Hattie, Stephanie, Nikki, Sky, Jasmine and Crimson are gonna fight this monster of a......whatever! You run with the others!"*)

(*Kitty: "Ohhhhhh! (*sadly*) Right. (*runs with all the other girls*)"*)

(*flash*)

(*Stephanie (to Monster!Kiki): "Hey, you abomination! YOU WANNA A KNUCKLE SANDWICH? (*punches her in the face, alongside Eva*)"*)

(*cut*)

(*Sky (to Monster!Kiki): "Come here, you creep! (*dodges her attacks*) (*jumps over her*) Look at me, I'm Daryl Fynn!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Monster!Kiki is grabbed by Nikki by the chest, while Gwen kicks her in the face*)

(*cut*)

(*Jasmine and Hattie grab Monster!Kiki by her toes*)

(*Jasmine: "(*strained*) I think....that's what I'm......talkin' about!"*)

(*Hattie: "(*strained*) Hattie.............can not.........grab no longah!"*)

(*Jasmine and Hattie are suddenly dragged by Monster!Kiki*)

(*cut*)

(*Sky grabs Laney Penn, whose head is now catching fire when she's yelling to revert Kiki to her true self*)

(*Kiki growls at all eight*)

(*cut*)

(*Gwen (to Kiki): "(*snarks*) Easy, tiger."*)

(*All eight run from Kiki, trying to use some ill-gotten magic on them*)

(*flash*)

(*We see that all the girls have successfully escaped from Kiki*)

(*Ellody (to Jen Masterson): "(*pant*) Okay, Jen! (*pant*) Where are all the boys?"*)

(*Jen Masterson (to Ellody): "(*pant*) In the gym. (*pant*)"*)

(*cut*)

(*Ellody (to Jen Masterson): "If they're in the gym and we aren't, that must be that......(*gasp*)"*)

(*flash*)

(*We see that all the male teen contestants have been straightened in line*)

(*Ted (to all the males): "(*voice-over*) Okay, males! (*cut*) IF WE'RE TO BE AS MASCULINE AS POSSIBLE, (*cut*) (*voice-over*) YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL BUUUUUUUUUUUUFF!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Trent (to DJ): "(*whispers*) Who'd knew that under that cartoony look can hide such a dangerous
soul?"*)

(*DJ (to Trent): "(*whispers*) Tell me about it!"*)

(*Ted (to Trent and DJ): "NO TALKING OF ANY KIND!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Ted: "Now where are Shawn and SICKOLAS?!"*)

(*flash*)

(*We see that Shawn and Nickolas are about to enjoy lunch at the mess hall*)

(*Shawn (to Nickolas): "So, Nickolas? How's it like to survive Ted and Kiki?"*)

(*Nickolas (to Shawn): "Well............"*)

(*flash*)

(*Ted snaps his finger, magically teleporting Shawn and Nickolas to the gym*)

(*flash*)

(*Beth and Lindsay gasp at Shawn and Nickolas magically disappears, while Lackimus takes their lunches*)

(*Lackimus: "HEE-RO LAC-KI-MUS gets seconds!"*)

(*flash*)

(*Ted (to Shawn and Nickolas): "SHAWN! NICKOLAS! (*cut*) WHY AREN'T YOU (*points at their bodies*) BUFF ALREADY?!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Shawn (to Ted): "(*weakly*) Well....................."*)

(*cut*)

(*Shawn (to Nickolas): "(*whispers*) It's not like he's seen the part where the villain is revealed to be someone we didn't expect to be."*)

(*Nickolas (to Shawn): "(*whispers*) Everyone's seen this a few times."*)

(*cut*)

(*Ted (to Nickolas and Shawn): "SILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENCE!!!!!!!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Corey Riffin: "Sociopaths. (*searchlights shine down on him*) First they greet ya, THEN THEY ATTACK YA!"*)

(*thunder strikes*)

(*cut*)

(*Kin and Kon are wielding chainsaws and machetes while wearing masks again*)

(*Kin maniacally laughs*)

(*Kon: "SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Corey: "(*points at Kin and Kon's sort-of accurate portrayals of sociopaths*) Sort of."*)

---

(*static noises*; *Trent in the anytime confessional*)

(*Trent (to the camera): "(*about Ted*) (*sigh*) Ted. First, he shows up in this mecha suit of his, (*scared*) then he attacks others like there's no tomorrow! As his real, skinny self!"*)

(*static noises*)

---

(*Ted (to all males): "SHUT. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!"*)

(*Cameron gulps*)

(*Mike (to Ted): "You've got a bad attitude, ya know that?"*)

(*Ted (to Mike): "I'M A OMNIPOTENT!"*)

(*flash*)

(*Rosalyn kicks down the door*)

(*Rosalyn (to Ted): "(*points at him*) You fiend......mecha......thing! (*cut*) (*voice-over*) Stop trying to manipulative people into thinking that they're better than them!"*)

(*Ted (to Rosalyn): "Oh, MAKE US!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Gwen (to Rosalyn): "(*snarks*) Didn't think this through."*)

(*cut*)

(*Ted (to his Grojbots): "(*points at his targets*) (*camera pans*) (*voice-over*) GROJBOTS! ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!"*)

(*The Grojbots' eyes glow red and start to attack*)

(*cut*)

(*Rosalyn and Gwen team up to fight the Badbots*)

(*cut*)

(*Kiki pushes Sky to the side*)

(*Kiki (to her Grojbots): "OPEN FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!"*)

(*cut*)

(*A dodge ball is shot, but one half of the Rock Monster duo takes it for her in slow-motion*)

(*Rock Monster #1: "(*flatly and in slow-motion*) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!! A dodge ball! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Sky (to Rock Monster #1): "That was amazing! (*cut*) Thanks!")

(*cut*)

(*Rock Monster #1 (to Sky): "(*flatly*) Don't mention it."*)

(*Rosalyn (to Sky): "That was nice of him!"*)

(*Sky (to Rosalyn): "It sure was!"*)

(*flash*)

(*Topher (to Jonesy): "Hey, Jonesy! (*gives him his phone*) Wanna take pics of me posing for glory and fame?"*)

(*Jonesy (to Topher): "Sure!"*)

(*The techno-music from "Girl Fest" plays as Jonesy takes snapshots of Topher posing*)

(*Our camera pans right*)

(*We see that Jude and Geoff are trying to stand up to Ted and Kiki*)

(*DJ (to Jude and Geoff): "Jude! Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoff!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Geoff (to DJ): "What is it, DJ?"*)

(*DJ (to Jude and Geoff): "Sorry to announce this, (*close-up*) but you could be one of many victims of Ted and Kiki!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Jude (to DJ): "Chillax, bro! We'll handle this."*)

(*cut*)

(*Jude (to Ted and Kiki): "Hey, Ted and Kiki! (*cut*) (*voice-over*) Wanna make peace?"*)

(*Kiki growls*)

(*Ted (to Jude): "GREAT! (*cut*) YOU'VE JUST RUINED OUR EVIL PLOTS! OPEN FIRE! (*sees that Cody plugged the dodgeball firing cannons with lots of sponges*) What teh?! (*cut*) How'd you stop us?"*)

(*cut*)

(*Geoff (to Ted): "Easy! By doin' what you and your sis didn't want to: teaming up against you!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Harold (to Ted and Kiki): "Should've taken class like all the other students or at least home-school!"*)

(*flash*)

(*We see that Bridgette (holding Eduard), Jay and Mickey are walking up to the gym*)

(*Ted (to Eduard): "DEADUARD! (*tries to attack him, as he's screaming, but is stopped by Gwen*)"*)

(*Nikki Wong (to Ted and Kiki): "(*madly*) I wouldn't dare harm a hair on Eduard if I were you two."*)

(*Gwen (to Ted): "(*madly*) You think hitting kids is funny? Well, guess what!?"*)

(*cut*)

(*Ted (to Gwen): "(*whispers*) What?"*)

(*cut*)

(*Gwen (to Ted): "It's. Not. Hilarious."*)

(*Cody (to Eduard): "(*walks up to him*) Kid, (*cuddles him*) it's okay, no one's gonna harm ya for a good majority of time."*)

(*cut*)

(*Sammy-Seven (to Ted and Kiki): "(*snarks*) Intended passing out? How original. Not."*)

(*cut*)

(*Mike (to Ted): "You're a young man? (*cut*) Why did you have to attack others when they're not even enemies?"*)

(*Ted (to all the characters (and Sammy-Seven)): "YOU WANNA KNOW WHY WE HATE ALL OF YA?! (*cut*) (*voice-over*) Well here's your stinkin' ANSWER! (*cut*) IIIIIII...............doooooooooon't..............CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!! THERE! (*cut*) Happy?!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Justin (to Ted): "Displeased is more like it."*)

(*LeShawna (to Ted): "Yeah!"*)

(*cut*)

(*All the characters chatter to Ted and Kiki and how they try to attack others, and leave the university*)

(*Ted (to all the characters, even though they're leaving): "TIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR WORLD!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Scarlett (to Ted and Kiki): "Here's a little something I got out for you as punishment for technically destroying our persona lives, (*gets out a fire extinguisher*) courtesy of the fire department! (*sprays foam on them*)"*)

(*Ted and Kiki both scream in pain*)

(*flash*)

(*Nickolas, Gwen, Shawn, Jasmine, Bridgette and Eduard are sitting on the couch back at home*)

(*cut*)

(*Gwen (to Nickolas): "(*gladly*) So it's actually good to have you back."*)

(*Nickolas (to Gwen): "(*snarks*) Yeah, right. (*sadly*) Try telling that to Ted and Kiki, they thought I was the evil one............and they're right."*)

(*cut*)

(*Gwen (to Nickolas): "(*puts hand on his shoulder*) You know what?"*)

(*Nickolas (to Gwen): "What?"*)

(*Gwen (to Nickolas): "I used to be like you back in middle school."*)

(*Nickolas (to Gwen): "You do?"*)

(*Gwen (to Nickolas): "Yeah!"*)

(*cut*)

(*Nickolas (to Gwen): "I guess we both have a lot of common with each other! (*both hug*)"*)

(*camera pans to Shawn and Jasmine*)

(*Jasmine (to Shawn): "Shawn?"*)

(*Shawn (to Jasmine): "What?"*)

(*Jasmine (to Shawn): "I think, Nickolas wants to include us, Eduard and Bridgette in his hug."*)

(*Shawn (to Jasmine): "Oh! I knew he was a..........cuddle bug."*)

(*Shawn, Jasmine, Eduard and Bridgette join Nickolas and Gwen in their hug*)
   
Somehow, another bright spot in a otherwise chaotic but still meaningful summer. Cue the next chapter.........if you dare........

(*fade out*)
Wawanakwa University: Various DeviantARTists.

6teen characters: 2004-2011 Nelvana.

Total Drama and Grojband characters: 2007-hiatus, 2013-2015 Neptoon Studios.

All shows: Fresh TV and Teletoon/Cartoon Network.

The Imagination of Nick, Eduard and Buddy and Dreamiverse concept: 2016-present Club Dreamiverse.
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